Appendicitis Pattern-Cluster

My partner Cathy and I spoke with a neighbor we haven't seen for a couple of  years, and in conversation it came up that I just had an emergency appendectomy.  

"You're the fifth person I know that's had their appendix out lately," he said

Okay, so it's not like catching the flu... not contagious, so why the sudden rash of appendicitis in my neighborhood?!  There's no doubt in my mind, that the appendix lay in the periphery of inner twin.  That would explain why we have a body organ that experts can't figure out our bodies use for it?!  Consider this: the appendix is like a "tool" and/or "secret weapons" of the inner twin world that is used to "influence" situations in our lives... such as what occurred in my life and in a timely/pattern-cluster manner. Note these excerpts from my April 24th post, Nicholas More RIIP and Jim Mortimer RIIP... More Morts:

--What else do you do on Earth Day (April 22nd)-- go to the hospital and have an emergency appendectomy!! The two doctors involved-- Dr. Livingstone and Dr. Topp... gotta love their names... could've been Dr. Gravestone and Dr. Bottomm;-) (-; . 

--So, what if my inner twin was able to bring about my appendix attacks... as a means of controlling me/us, and if so, then my next question naturally, is why?!  Perhaps they stopped using it for a duration... so they can use it when the time was right-- so it could fit into the communication scheme of things... and/or use it to create a "magical aura" for whatever reason... to convince people of something.  Just putting it out there.

It could very well be that in the lives of prehistoric ancestors, the inner twin evolved in such a way that the appendix served as a tool that by causing it to become mildly inflamed, hence producing discomfort in their outer twin, they could control situations, namely to deter from danger.  Our early ancestors would have learned to trust the discomfort as a "warning"... an instinct ... a "premonition" of lurking danger.  For instance, while the outer twin was busy gathering, the inner twin would be consciously watching for any sight, smell, sound that indicated danger, and if by chance their outer twin was too preoccupied to pay attention to the "subconscious/inner twin warnings",   inflaming the appendix  was a sure fired way of changing that. Then when the inner twin world formulated their great plan of "coming out" and "communicating" to us an all important message, they chose to refrain from using their appendix tool so that it could then be used as a "secret weapon".  This is likely just one of the many secret weapons at their disposal.